Every so often, I find myself sitting in front of this word
processor and realising that what I have to say, or at the very least the bulk
of what I have to say, could just as easily be said by anyone. It’s the kind of
plain-faced, right-in-your-face facet of the production at hand that is so
blindly obvious, I almost feel like a rube for even bringing it up. I’m not so
conceited that I see what I have to contribute in these reviews as anything
tremendously vital, but I at least try to bring the one thing that
no-one else can lay claim to to the table: My own perspective. Unfortunately, I
doubt that means much in this case, since what I have to report back about this
film is something just about anyone could point out. So let’s get that out of
the way first: Wow, this is some bad CGI.
