Tuesday 28 March 2023

Creed III (2023) - Movie Review

I can’t remember the last time a sports movie got me this worked. Hell, I’m not even sure there was a ‘last time’ for the effect this left on me. In real life, I’m quite comfortable in my pudgy lion-bear physique and look, but coming out of the cinema for this, I felt jacked. Like I just climbed those famous Philly stairs and was ready to throw down in the ring. Having sat through all the Rocky films thus far, along with the previous two Creed films… I can’t recall any of them giving me this kind of endorphin rush before.

Monday 27 March 2023

Empire Of Light (2023) - Movie Review

Well, we seem to have found my limit when it comes to movies about the magic of movies. Following up his one-shot-trick feature 1917 (and bringing back DP Roger Deakins and editor Lee Smith), Sam Mendes has decided to get in on the recent trend of storied filmmakers tipping their hats to the art form they exist in. But where directors like Steven Spielberg and George Miller and even Ti West had a sturdy head on their shoulders when tackling that level of idealism, what Mendes and company have cooked up here is… well, cooked.

Saturday 25 March 2023

Missing (2023) - Movie Review

While 2018’s Searching may not be the first example of the ‘screenlife’ movie (even outside of producer Timur Bekmambetov’s prior experiments with the format, it has been kicking around since the early 2000s in works like Thomas In Love and The Collingswood Story), it has shown to be the point where that particular style became viable. Where Unfriended used the format as a means to prop-up dusty teen horror tropes and characterisation, Searching dived head-first into turning Extremely Online existence into a bedrock for tense thrills, in a way that felt very Black Mirror and yet was wholly distinct from that show's usual style.

I checked out Searching as part of FilmInk detail, and while I still think this kind of cinema is designed to watched at home via streaming (same deal with Rob Savage’s Host and Dashcam), it showed that there was real potential for this new(ish) avenue for found footage cinema. I know that audiences and critics have grown tired of such things after the reign of terror unleashed by Paranormal Activity, but as someone who also spends most of my time attached to my computer screen, I’m more than okay with this becoming more of a trend. Especially if it’s being done by the same crew as Searching, which is the case here.

Well, not exactly the same crew, I should mention. While Aneesh Chaganty and Sev Ohanian did the initial story treatment for this, and are attached as producers, the writing and directing this time around are being done by Will Merrick and Nick Johnson, who not only did the editing for Searching but also Chaganty and Ohanian’s more traditional domestic thriller Run. And quite frankly, if any other crew members had to be given the reins for a new film, Merrick and Johnson were the best picks because… well, quite frankly, it’s the editing that makes this format work. It’s the ability to arrange all these different screengrabs of people’s smart devices, laptops, and security cameras, in a way that keeps attention on the screen and (most importantly) doesn’t let the screenshot aspect of the footage distract from the story being told with it. Their work on Searching and Run is absolutely brilliant, and helped make those films so bloody good as thrillers, so there’s definite hope that they can still work in this bigger position.

And work they do, as while the story being told is along the same lines as Searching in its cyber-sleuth framing to do with a missing family member, it goes the Taken 2 route and switches it to the child being the one who tracks down the missing parents, in this case being Storm Reid as June. Right from the start, with a showing of an episode of ‘Unfiction’ that is an in-universe dramatisation of the events of Searching, the film creates an understanding that there’s a certain perverse interest that these kinds of stories engender in an audience. One that doesn’t usually let things being far-fetched get in the way of the entertainment value. Admittedly, this film doesn’t go as far into bending disbelief as, say, the pharmacy “I’m on a scavenger hunt” scene in Run. But there’s still a sensationalist edge to the story, part of which is in the narrative proper with all the news footage and Podcast Bro reactions to events as they unfold.

But quite frankly, the pacing and tense atmosphere are just that exacting that it’s difficult to care much about such niggles in the moment. Editors Austin Keeling and Arielle Zakowski do a terrific job of keeping things moving as June exercises as many options as she can in trying to find out why her mother Grace (Nia Long) and her boyfriend Kevin (Ken Leung) never arrived back from their holiday in Colombia. As I watched June cross-reference all these different bits of data across so many platforms, along with trial-and-error-ing her way into a few accounts, it felt I was seeing an in-progress research stream from someone like Coffeezilla, and it’s honestly kind of cool to be on the inside of the kind of in-depth work June puts into figuring out what happened to her mother.

Where things get interesting on top of that is how the ease at which June is able to put together a makeshift plan to sort through the evidence, on two different fronts, manage to make this entire thing even more unsettling to witness. On the first front, there’s the underlying idea that someone, just with access to a computer, is even capable of doing something like this, up to and including using an online freelance service to get Colombian local Javier (Joaquim de Almeida) to do some extra legwork for her. Beyond just being another reminder that people who use one password for everything really need to change things up, it also shows the true extent of which the phrase “the internet is forever” applies to what we put onto it.

But the second front goes one step further, as June begins to question if she really knows the people she’s looking for in the first place. Like with Searching and Run, the main core of the emotional drive here has to do with the complex relationship between parent and child and, more specifically, the lengths that parents will go to for their children. Searching showed unethical behaviour out of fear for a child’s life, Run was full of medical gaslighting out of a warped sense of what it means to be a parent, and Missing… well, I’m not going to spoil how that applies here, but let’s just say that it looks at both sides of the equation when it comes to why someone would attempt to cover up their digital footprint, and where that overlaps with the real world.

In all honesty, between the length and the growing familiarity with Chaganty and Ohanian’s style of storytelling, I can’t say I got into this as much as Searching. Maybe it doesn’t feel quite as novel, maybe it’s because of the specific character arcs being tapped into, or maybe it’s just because I watched Run for the first time less than 24 hours before this, and those are big shoes to fill for any film. But even with that said, this is still very effective as a thriller, with incredible pacing, punchy yet never overstated use of Julian Scherle’s soundtrack, and Storm Reid doing quite well in keeping the audience’s attention when the ’camera’ spends so much of the time focused on her face.

As the third installment of a loose anthological universe (containing references not just to Searching, but also a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it epilogue for Run), I’ll admit that I’m definitely interested to see where things go from here for this franchise. But as much fun as this format still is for me, I would like to see a bit more variety with the stories being told; there’s only so much that can be gotten out of parental friction as the main dramatic point. Then again, that’s kind of what this format is; what is screenlife if not the bratty, tech-savvy offspring of found footage?

Wednesday 22 March 2023

Ant-Man And The Wasp: Quantumania (2023) - Movie Review

In the wake of Justin Roiland being brought in on felonycharges, and the widespread sharing of some… worrying interactions with underage fans, there have been concerns about what this will mean for the future of Rick & Morty (We’ll ignore the fact that the status of fiction in the wake of potential real-world shittiness shouldn’t be the main concern). After the news that he had been let go from the show where he voices the two main characters, and has had a major role in shaping what the show is and has become, I have seen worry that his booting will end up kneecapping the show. That his brand of thoroughly abrasive meme humour is what makes the show worth watching (I’d argue that it’s the writing that does that, but we’ll get to that), and that without him, the show would be muted and gutless. I have no real stake in this fight, even as someone who is still a fan of Rick & Morty, but judging by how this film turned out, I’m starting to realise that worries of a PG-13 Rick & Morty not working have some validity to them.

Tuesday 14 March 2023

Close (2023) - Movie Review

I’m starting to think that Bros from last year had an even greater impact on me than I realised because, ever since watching that, I find myself becoming more acutely aware of how Gay stories are commodified and framed for mass consumption, especially when it comes to films. Sure, there are no shortage of good, heartfelt, and authentic stories out there, but there’s a certain… uncomfortable pattern that a lot of them seem to fall into. One that feels oddly in-line with films like A Dog’s Purpose, where the attempt to make an impact with the audience involves victimising the central character(s). Gay misery and tragedy get more mainstream traction than anything positive or life-affirming, and this isn’t the only case where minorities are turned into misery porn for majority audiences. And I’ll be honest, this is one of the worser examples I’ve seen of this mindset in action.

Saturday 11 March 2023

Tár (2023) - Movie Review

As soon as I was done with this two-and-a-half-hour film, I audibly asked “What?”. And judging by the amount of giggling I heard from the rest of the audience at the cinema, I wasn’t alone in that reaction. That reaction is still strong within my mind while I’m trying to write this review out, so if this comes across as more aimless and meandering than usual… well, I at least appreciate you recognising that I’m not always like this.

Thursday 9 March 2023

Magic Mike's Last Dance (2023) - Movie Review

Y’know, it'd be easy (and embarrassingly predictable) to undercut any attempts to pontificate about this movie in my usual way since… I mean, it’s about male strippers, there’s not a lot of wriggle room in terms of its appeal as a movie. But credit to Steven Soderbergh, as I’ve been making a habit of giving in these reviews, for making this a now-trilogy of films that are worth watching for more than just the surface-level titillation. The first Magic Mike was as much a character-driven examination of the effects of the Global Financial Crisis as it was an inside-out look at the world of male stripping. Hell, it swung so far in the former’s direction, making Mike’s decision to be a stripper into something he ‘had to do’ due to economic concerns, that its sequel in XXL almost feels like an apology for that.

Indeed, while I still don’t think it's as strong as the original, the emphasis XXL puts on a pleasure-positive message in regard to this kind of entertainment, highlighting both the man on-stage and the woman watching as equally valid-as-fuck, is quite commendable. And yeah, I’ll admit it, I’m more than certain that these two films had a fair bit to do with me coming to terms with my own Queerness, although I’m going to try not to emphasise that aspect too much. Mainly, because this continues along the same line as both the first film and XXL, and yet feels like an entirely different animal altogether.

Saturday 4 March 2023

Winnie-The-Pooh: Blood And Honey (2023) - Movie Review

After how much I railed against last year’s trend of filmed fanfiction, I guess I’m in no position to be surprised that a slasher movie starring Winnie The Pooh and Piglet made its way into cinemas. Only this is a more literal example of such things than the Dracula self-insert of The Invitation or the myriad of Fifty Shades Of Grey-inspired releases. With the original A. A. Milne book entering the public domain at the start of 2022, this is about as direct as a story like this can get, showing Winnie and Piglet going on a murderous rampage after Christopher Robin abandons them. However, while I went into this more than willing to hear it out as a blatantly weird idea for a film, there are oh-so-many glaring problems with this whole thing.

Friday 3 March 2023

Knock At The Cabin (2023) - Movie Review

Like with M. Night Shyamalan’s last film Old, the premise here is the kind of high-concept story that wouldn’t look out of place in an SF anthology series like The Twilight Zone. While vacationing in a remote cabin in the woods, couple Eric (Jonathan Groff) and Andrew (Ben Aldridge) along with their adopted daughter Wen (Kristen Cui) receive the titular Knock from four strangers (Dave Bautista, Nikki Amuka-Bird, Abby Quinn, and Rupert Grint). Under the impression that the world is about to end, they tell the couple that there is only one chance to avert the apocalypse: One of the family has to die, and it has to be by a loved one’s hand.

Wednesday 1 March 2023

Lonesome (2023) - Movie Review

Pornography is art. As a form of artistic expression, it is as valid as any other, and within the racier realms of independent cinema across the world, that level of explicitness can add genuine thematic texture to a story. However, for every filmmaker able to wield it well as a source of inspiration (Bruce LaBruce, Derek Jarman, John Cameron Mitchell), there are just as many, if not more, that seem to operate under the impression that gratuity on its own inherently makes a work of art deeper and more meaningful; think art films that show up on late-night SBS lineups. And the sophomore feature from writer/director Craig Boreham (Teenage Kicks) falls unfortunately into that category.