... Well, that’s a horrifying tagline.
Anyway, as soon as news first hit about this movie, with Nicholas Cage beating the holy hell out of animatronics in a former party restaurant for kids, the Internet was ablaze with comparisons between the premise of the film and the premise of the long-running video game series Five Nights At Freddy’s. To the point where that comparison seems to be the only thing anyone can talk about when it comes to the film itself. Now, I’m not exactly known for the hottest of takes in these reviews, and I admittedly did decide to check it out because a FNAF-esque movie experience is right up my alley, but do I really want to sit here and write out the same shit every other critic has repeated ad nauseum? Well... sort of.
