Say what you will about the progression of technology and
whether or not the Amish have a point about certain things, but it must be said
that there are three key things that the Internet provides alarmingly immense
access to that print media is just unable to keep up with: Kittens, porn and
diatribes lacking in any form of perspective. It has been a very long time since I heard so much vitriol being spewed out at a
singular film, not to mention how loudly said spewing can be heard. Between its
single digit rating on Rotten Tomatoes, this article that invokes a guilty
pleasure version of Godwin’s Law,
and a radio review I heard for it that said in no uncertain terms “[Fantastic Four] is not a movie. It is a piece of shit that runs for 108
minutes.”. I’m kind of at a loss for words here. How in the hell can this film
not only be considered worse than the first two Fantastic Four movies, but one of the worst superhero movies of the
last 20 years?
