Well… this is an idea that someone thought was going to
work: Make a movie based on a self-help book that, for those who even remember
it in the first place, was met with meme status on initial release and has
stayed there ever since. Book-to-film adaptations are usually iffy at the best
of times purely because of the adaptation process, so you can imagine
the hill that needs to be climbed to inject cinematic narrative into something
objectively plotless.
