This is gonna be somewhat of a redemptive piece for me,
since technically, I should have seen this movie already. I was supposed to see
this movie earlier in the week for FilmInk, but due to… well, let’s be honest,
me screwing up, I didn’t get to the preview screening. This isn’t going to be
in any official capacity, and I do try and watch every movie I can anyway, but
out of a sense of professional pride (stop laughing), I had to get this film
out of the way first.
That said, having now sat through this, I can’t help but be
a little thankful that I missed out the first time around because, if I went to
the preview screening, I likely would’ve sent my editor a page covered in my
own arterial spray as my write-up. Yes, I type out all of my reviews, but trust
me, I would’ve found a way to do that regardless because that is how painful
this thing is to sit through.
