Some days, I just don’t like doing intros for these reviews.
I make it a point of trying to make these intros have some point beyond just opening each review like discussing certain
topics like film trends or giving backstory on the creative teams behind
certain works. However, given what’s on the chopping block this time around, I
get the feeling that I would just end up trying to type out a weird abstraction
that, when read aloud, would approximate the sound of a cat being crushed by a
meteor so as to simulate the experience of how unpleasant it is to recollect
this thing. But even then, such an image could at least make for something
funny with the right emphasis or caption added to it, and this film and ‘funny’
are barely on speaking terms with each other. Time to get into the review
before this ramble keeps going, even though it allows me to put off talking
about this thing for a bit longer and my, the sky outside my bedroom window is
probably the clearest I’ve… dammit.
