Why do I keep doing this to myself? My habit for checking
out every new film I can get to, intended audience be damned, frequently puts
me in the position of acknowledging that, yes, I am actively putting money and
time towards something that wasn’t made with someone like me in mind. But I
happily go through with it, partly because being that open with new releases
sometimes puts me in front of genuinely good films that I wouldn’t have even
noticed otherwise, and partly because even if a given film is bad, it still
gives me some much-needed venting and usually decent material to write about afterwards.
Over the last few years, the sub-genre of animated family films about talking
animals has served as one of the bigger examples of all of the worst-case scenarios
listed above, and we have a particularly bad one today.
And speaking of things I’ve seen elsewhere but done worse
here, the lip-sync on the characters manages to end up looking worse than it
did in last year’s The Jungle Bunch. It’s about as incredibly distracting as in
that film, except this doesn’t even have the advent of decent voice talent. Not
only are they in service to rather basic characters (Mac the macaw and Cape the
preciously-inventive kitten are particularly annoying), the wonkiness of the
lip-sync ends up neutering the delivery.
It’s basically what every animated junkie fears will happen
when Eastern animation gets localised for Western audiences, with the actors
showing a lot of awkward pauses mid-sentence and stilted delivery, all in an
attempt to make the lip-sync slightly less out-of-place. But no, it just ends
up making the whole thing even more distracting than it already is.
As for the story, while the film’s logo doesn’t make it a
point of hiding what it most wants to resemble (and even when Secret Life Of Pets 2 turned out pretty sub-par, this is still worse), saying it attempts to
imitate that film would honestly be giving this production too much credit.
Doing that would require some level of focus and coherency, two things sorely
lacking in this thing.
It makes vague appeals to environmentalism with the main
cast looking for an untouched natural paradise called Peachtopia (introduced in
a musical number so awful, it’s already making the other Cats movie for
this year look like a fucking Dude-send), and there’s occasional moments where
the material gets somewhat more mature than one would guess from the marketing.
Said maturity is in the form of a cat drinking alcohol (with no dancing pink
felines animation sequence added to it, lest this suddenly become interesting)
and a plot point involving a furnace that only further shows that people just
love taking the climactic scene in Toy Story 3 and transplanting it
sans-context for the sake of cheap ‘take us seriously’ pathos. Cheap and tacky,
much like the rest of the production.
This thing just sucks, plain and simple. I am genuinely
struggling to think of anything about this film I could be complimentary to,
and to be honest, I don’t really see the point in straining to try and lift
this production above the lazy drivel it soaks itself in.
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