Seems like Paul Feig is sticking to his wannabe-European
kick. After last year’s quite surprising tribute to French cinema with A Simple Favour, a pretty damn good effort all things considered, Feig’s latest appears
to be his attempt at a British rom-com, akin to Love, Actually or Bridget
Jones’s Diary. Snagging the co-writer of Bridget Jones’s Baby to both co-write
and star in this film is probably part of that attempt, although it’s not as if
people need much of an excuse to show off Emma Thompson still being enjoyable
after all this time.
Between its Christmas setting, and its main gimmick
involving the discography of George Michael (2019 has indeed been the year of
the jukebox musical), I can’t say I was really expecting anything from it other
than maybe some good laughs and a few feels. I certainly wasn’t
expecting a big heap of coal to get dumped in my lap.
Then there’s Henry Golding, who not only showed decent
chemistry with Feig back with Simple Favor, but is quickly becoming a go-to
romantic lead as a result of being in Crazy Rich Asians. Considering Michelle
Yoeh also shows up here, that connection is also likely intentional. However,
while he still manages to nail the same kind of charm offensive, and his chemistry
with Clarke is admittedly decent, there’s no escaping how much this character
is written to be the epitome of wish fulfillment boyfriend. The fact that his
presence in the plot is mainly to be the man who ‘fixes’ Kate only makes it
worse.
What about the music? Well, while this isn’t necessarily a
jukebox musical in the style of Rocketman, Yesterday or even Blinded By The Light, it does lean pretty heavily on the late, great George Michael catalogue
for its tunes. Part of its usage merely enters into the realm of lame, like
Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go being used to literally wake the main character up,
while the bulk of it comes across like egregious disrespect to the artist. Last
Christmas is the song that is used most here, except it’s often in the form of
remixes that you’d usually find built into speakers on cheap Christmas trinkets. If I
never have to hear the chipmunkified version of that song ever again, I can die
happy.
And yet, in regards to the treatment of the music, that
isn’t even the worst of it. No, that comes in the form of the main plot itself,
and it’s a doozy. Apart from the embarrassingly forced Yuletide sentiments, the
even more forced caricaturing of Kate’s cynicism and how she needs a man in her
life to be happy (good fucking Dude, the new Little Women movie cannot come
soon enough), the limp-as-fuck attempts to tie Brexit commentary into the main
plot concerning Kate’s Yugoslavian parents, and the tepidness of the
main romance… there’s also the ending. And yes, it’s another one of those
endings that tries to pull the rug out from under the audience for a surprise
emotional shock.
Now, I could easily get into how, upon the film’s initial
announcement for release, Twitter basically called the ending right from the
off because only hacks would try and be cute by taking the lyrics that
literally. Or I could bring up how it is eerily reminiscent of the conclusion
to Love Is Now, another rubbish romance flick where the ending took it from
unpleasant into proper terri-bad territory. Or I could just lay into how this fake-out,
“they were really dead the whole time” ending is so utterly worn-out by this
point that it’s pretty much impossible to present with a straight face these
days.
No, instead, I’m just going to go with the most pertinent
issue with it: It’s cheap. It’s a shallow and quite bullshit conclusion to a
film that spends most of its running time going through the motions to slot
into the typical holiday-set rom-com framework, as if they wanted any excuse to
say that their film isn’t as cut-and-dry as it appears on the surface. Except
that very tactic, bottoming out with a cheap shot of an ending, only serves to
make the film even plainer than it already is. I’ve covered a few romance
flicks with this ending twist on the blog before, and surprise surprise, those
ones weren’t very good either.
Even ignoring the ending, this still isn’t all that great of
a film. Its characters are stock, the actors try their best but aren’t really
able to elevate the material, the story needed to try harder at being
emotionally affecting and a bit less at being politically relevant (seriously,
the Brexit shit is so thrown-in, it feels like the remnants of an entirely
different film), and the treatment of the music, the main selling point of the
entire production, makes me weep for the memory of one of pop music’s classic
artists. Throw this junk away.
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