My past reviews of films featuring Kristen Stewart have made
running jokes out of this, but in all honesty it’s a really good thing that the
stars of former record-holder for Biggest Godwin’s Law Breaker, Twilight, have
moved past that famed series. Anna Kendrick has become an accomplished
actor/singer thanks to films like Pitch Perfect and Into The Woods, Robert
Pattinson has done acclaimed work with visionaries like David Cronenberg, and
Kristen Stewart has come to seriously impress crowds thanks to films like Camp
X-Ray, Still Alice and American Ultra. Not only that, regular
writer of the series Melissa Rosenberg has entered into the Marvel Cinematic
fold with the web series Jessica Jones and Stephanie Meyer… has largely gone
quiet and rested on her franchise royalties, thank all things right with the
world.
[whispering from behind me, even though this is a text
review and not in any way audio/visual where this could be properly conveyed]
Wait, she wrote what?
[more inaudible whispering]
Oh, for crying out loud!
Well, point is, for the most part, they’ve largely moved on from that crater of a saga. But what about the original film’s director Catherine Hardwicke?
Well, point is, for the most part, they’ve largely moved on from that crater of a saga. But what about the original film’s director Catherine Hardwicke?


