Looks like we have another addition to the series that never
ceases to make no sense… except the battlefield has shifted this time around.
While the previous films hadn’t gotten that hot a reception with critics, I
would’ve considered those as an honorary critical disagreement as it seemed
like I was the only one who could see these films as the absolute nonsense that
they were. Everyone was going on about how derivative they were (and they most
certainly are) and how they’re mediocre at best. And then along came this film
and suddenly everyone felt the same growing feeling of confusion as me. Must be
a way to balance out what happened with me and Melissa McCarthy. So, now when I
endlessly bitch about continuity errors and exhibit the kind of ephemera retention
that makes Trekkies blush, I won’t be the only guy doing it this time. It’s the
hate that brings people together. So, without further ado, let’s get into this
whopping 12%-er and see if my expectations were met from last time, in that
this somehow makes everything even more
confusing.
