There are many ways in which a filmmaker can screw up an
action flick. Making the hero unconvincing as an action lead, making the
villain unconvincing as a viable threat, making the action scenes incoherent or
just plain dull to sit through, making the dialogue stringing the action
together flat or threadbare, or just making the production as a whole
uninteresting. In a genre built on viscera and heart-racing engagement, being
boring to sit through is the worst thing an action film can be. Enter this film,
which manages to one-up all of that. It’s not just boring; it’s so bafflingly
constructed that it should rationally stumble into being interesting purely by
accident, and yet can’t even manage to get that far.