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Tuesday, 17 December 2019

Playmobil: The Movie (2019) - Movie Review



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One of the main things that keeps me going whenever I’m covering less-than-ideal features on this blog is the notion that, regardless of anything else, bad movies tend to give me plenty of material to write about. No matter how unpleasant a film may be to sit through in the moment, there’s always the chance for written catharsis afterwards. However, there is such a thing as giving me too much material. I mean, this is a family film made to cash in on the success of the LEGO movies, itself based on a counterpart to the LEGO toy system. I get the feeling that any remarks I have about how cheap this thing is will only be playing into the obvious, but trust me, there’s a whole lot else that’s wrong with this thing.

Wednesday, 14 December 2016

Swiss Army Man (2016) - Movie Review



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Um… how in the holy name of fuck do I introduce a movie like this? At this point, this film’s reputation is well established, and yet I am unable to initially add much that doesn’t just involve me breaking down and asking "What the hell am I watching?" over and over and over again. To make things weirder, this film might actually have merit beyond its well-publicised oddities. How? Well, let’s get started and I’ll hopefully be able to explain why.