Sunday, 4 December 2022

Strange World (2022) - Movie Review

 

It’s getting to the point where Disney’s animated films seem almost perfunctory compared to their titanic dominance over the film market in just about every other area, from their ownership of 20th Century Fox, to Marvel movies swallowing entire release schedules whole every time they come out. This film is projected to cost Disney somewhere around $147 million, although with the impending release of Avatar: The Way Of Water, I’m sure the profit there will balance things out again. Ain’t it nice to be a corporate monolith?

Yeah, I’m being snarky here, because I wasn’t really expecting much from this. The last couple Disney Animated films were decent, but nothing all that special compared to the studio’s pedigree, and I’ve come to associate director Don Hall with mid-tier Disney, between Raya And The Last Dragon and Big Hero 6. And on top of that, as much as I kinda like the antagonist-less approach Disney has been taking with their stories for the last few years, the reliance on generational trauma to fill in the gaps is starting to wear thin (they hit their peak with that in Frozen 2, for the record). But, thankfully, I can safely say that this film turned out pretty well, in spite of its obstacles. Although it should be said that ‘safely’ is the operative word here.

Saturday, 3 December 2022

Crazed Gender Twisters From Planet X (2022) - Movie Review

 

It has been way too long since I last looked at some proper underground cinema. And this is about as underground as it gets, from what I can tell. Much like with The Exorcism Of God, you can thank a late-night scrolling session on YouTube for me stumbling onto this thing, and… yeah, I admit it, it also peaked my interest out of sheer morbid fascination. Except this was even harder to find out anything about its creation, leading to what is probably the most intensive research I’ve had to do on a film review all year (for this blog, at least).

Violent Night (2022) - Movie Review

 

Well, if nothing else, hopefully this film’s mere existence will be enough to finally put that boring-as-all-hell “Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?” debate to rest. Seriously, even as a meme, that shit got old a long time ago.

Friday, 2 December 2022

The Next 365 Days (2022) - Movie Review

 

This is not a review.

Oh sure, it’ll be written the same as any review I’ve ever put on here or elsewhere, and I will be giving my unvarnished thoughts on the film in question same as always. But this is not a review. This is target practice.

I could have easily just let this one go by the wayside. Anyone who has even heard of this film beforehand will already be aware of how trash it is, why it’s not worth watching even for the highly specific nature of its existence, and therefore anything I have to add to it would be rather pointless.

But I’m not about to give this film special treatment. I didn’t spare Fifty Shades. I didn’t spare The Kissing Booth. I’m still not sparing the After series. And even outside of the Wattpad set, I didn’t spare The Invitation or The Exorcism Of God. This wave of cinematic fanfiction is only growing stronger, and I’ll be damned if I let any of it get past me. So… yeah. Let’s have fun with this one. Dude knows it’s not letting me have any by any other means.

The Banshees Of Inisherin (2022) - Movie Review

 

So, back in high school, I had this friend. We’ll call him… Jay. Around when we started school, me and him were put into a special morning roll call group with a few others, all of whom were neurodivergent in one form or another. We hung around a lot during class breaks, and they were pretty much the only friends I had back then. Sure, I got along okay with the rest of my classmates, more or less, but they were more acquaintances than anything else. These guys, though? Proper mates.

Then Jay decided that that wasn’t happening anymore. One day, he just up and told me to piss off. To not hang out with him and the others during lunch like we usually did. Knowing my often-violent mood swings at the time, I’m not saying that he probably didn’t have his reasons for doing so; just that it came out all of a sudden.

And this wasn’t a one-off thing either; every so often, he would just suddenly decide that I shouldn’t be there anymore, after however many days of us kinda-sorta being cool with each other again. On a random whim, I would get cut off from the only friends I had for however long he felt like. It finally came to an end a little while before we graduated, when he made nice because, and I quote, he “found someone worse” than me. Not exactly the most welcoming apology, but I didn’t hold it against him then or now; at least the merry-go-round ended, and we were able to part on good terms.

Thursday, 1 December 2022

Bo Burnham: The Inside Outtakes (2022) - Movie Review


Well, it looks like leftovers of already-reviewed movies are still on the table, after looking at Jackass 4.5 earlier this year, as Bo Burnham has released an outtakes reel for his (in my not-so-quiet opinion) genius production Inside onto his YouTube channel. Seems like a fitting place for this to turn up, given his internet content roots along with the emphatically homespun production values of the special itself. But while this could easily be written off as just a behind-the-scenes scrapbook of the main event, I’d argue that this shows Burnham finding more ways to be creative even in this capacity.

The Menu (2022) - Movie Review


I wasn’t expecting to like this. Knowing how badly my palette rejected the textures of Adam McKay’s Don’t Look Up, seeing him produce more satire didn’t exactly put my stomach at ease. But I am nothing if not open to new flavour combinations and experiences, so I tucked in with this one, and I have to admit, I quite like what I was served. “I wonder if constantly comparing films to food will ever get annoying to readers?”, said no critic ever, apparently.

This is as much a critique of the world of haute cuisine as it is of the ways in which the people engage with it, whether it’s through being in the restaurants themselves or experiencing them through some kind of proxy, be it a critic’s opinion of it or it being filmed for television. David Gelb, creator of the Netflix series Chef’s Table, does the second unit work here and he brings a lot of familiar techniques to the production, right down to the way each course in the titular Menu is presented, complete with ingredient list. Said courses, recreated from the Michelin star menu of Dominique Crenn’s Atelier Crenn in San Francisco, are as enticing to look at as they are ridiculously ostentatious, especially when hearing the servers and guests describe them.

Much like with Flux Gourmet, another film about turning what we digest into some form of sophisticated art, part of me feels targeted specifically by what’s being said here. I mean, I’ve made it my lot in life to wax poetic about the nature of art and the ways it can affect an audience; seeing a server describe a wine as having notes of longing and regret felt like something I might’ve written unironically at one point. But also like with Flux Gourmet, the art in question (the food) is shown in its entire context, both for its ridiculous excess and for the genuine creativity that went into its creation. A fair amount of the food is based in molecular gastronomy, which is basically where mad science is brought into cooking with all its gels and foams and intricately conceptualised construction, and the script by Seth Reiss and Will Tracy makes a point of giving it its due credit.

What is being targeted ends up being two-fold: The chef, and the customer. On the chef’s part, Fiennes plays the role with a lot of Gordon Ramsay energy, right down to actually calling a customer "donkey" at one point, but with an added dash of Hannibal Lector darkness to bring out his self-admitted monstrousness. He runs his kitchen like a charismatic cult leader, asking for and getting absolute devotion from his staff, and every evening’s worth of food is served like clockwork. Like a ritual. But in turning what he considers his art into something so routine, so mundane, there’s no joy in it for him anymore. Which kinda defeats the purpose of this whole endeavour, since high cuisine is meant to elevate the simple act of consuming food out of necessity into something of true enjoyment; an experience worth remembering beyond digestion. And where’s the joy in something that has become so soulless?

To that end, we have the customers… and it’s here where the satire gets really juicy. There’s a lot of class warfare by way of food going on here, from Reed Birney and Judith Light as a couple who eat at Hawthorne so regularly that there’s no sense of occasion to it, Arturo Castro, Rob Yang, and Mark St. Cyr as three tech bros who are connected to the cold financial side of high cuisine as a business, John Leguizamo as a washed-up actor… I mean he’s playing a washed-up actor, who is basically there as part of a bid to bullshit his way into a TV show, Janet McTeer as a food critic, and then there’s Nicholas Hoult as the resident foodie and fanboy of chef Slowik. Hoult’s Tyler is basically the worst aspects of the pretentious art critic combined with the worst aspects of the ‘consoomer’. Only caring about his own gratification, which largely comes out of fart-sniffing pontification rather than actually appreciating the food in question, while also showing rather sociopathic disregard for the how and why of its creation and the environment it comes from. It’s only about the experience, not what it took to make it a reality. Never before has it been easier to sympathise with Anya Taylor-Joy, who shows up here as Tyler’s date.

And in the midst of all that, the film takes a pretty hard stance against that sort of culinary exclusivity, where everything is designed solely for those who care more about their image than their intake, and are also so well-off that they don’t need to consider just how much they’re spending on food they don’t even care about. It links up with a lot of what I liked about Steven Knight’s Burnt and even the ending of Spencer in how it shows that, yes, making food at this tier is its own artform, but you can get even greater rewards by giving people something simple and even cheap that they will actually appreciate. It’s the same mentality behind my own approach to cinema as art, which is why I really don't like the elitist condescension that regularly gets thrown at mainstream popcorn cinema and superhero flicks especially, and it’s part of the reason why I hold people like Steven Soderbergh in such high regard: Art shouldn’t be reserved just for the super-rich and privileged.

As a darkly comedic thriller with veins of horror aesthetic in how it shows self-realisation through gruesome and subversive means, it works very nicely and benefits from strong casting and solid visuals. Anya Taylor-Joy and Ralph Fiennes work amazingly well together, as do Taylor-Joy and Hoult. But as a treatise on the importance of the creators and the servers in the process of exhibiting art, whatever form that art may take, a lot of what it says is quite accurate and delivered at just the right tone so that its inherent silliness is able to rest comfortably alongside the darker moments and even the emotional parts. It’s a nice reminder not to let the stiffness of routine get in the way of entertainment, whether you’re providing it or engaging with it. Remember to tip your servers.