Dear Fifty Shades,
It is with a heavy heart and a reluctant hand that I pen
this letter to you. With all the creations I have courted over the years, part
of me wishes I would handle this the same way I have the others. But you are
not any other creation. You and I have history together, and with everything I
have put into this relationship, I couldn’t just leave you without explaining
my side of the story. You may hate reading this as much as I hate writing it,
but these words must be said. In the four years we have known each other, I
haven’t exactly been quiet about what I perceive as your flaws. I once did this
out of a sense of respect and wanting you to better yourself but… you just
never stopped giving me things to notice.
