Back when I reviewed
Pan, I made a statement to the effect
of how I’d seen porn do a better job at adapting Peter Pan than that movie did.
Well, since I’m feeling a bit experimental today, let’s see if that is actually
true. Yep, break out your eye-patches and ‘pixie dust’ because we’re taking a
look at a porn parody. Porn parodies might be the most bemusing concept I’ve
come across, and yet it’s also one of the most prevalent nowadays; I mean, why
actively say that you’re trying to put effort into writing that no-one is
watching your work for anyway? Kind of the same situation with proper action
films, come to think of it. Of course, nowadays, people don’t even try to get
clever with their titles, just going with (Thing We’re Basing Our Sex On): A
XXX Parody or, God forbid, This Ain’t (Thing We’re Basing Our Sex On) XXX.
Probably the big name when it comes to porn parodies is Lee Roy Myers, the guy
responsible for Katy Pervy: The XXX Parody where Katy Perry fucks Elmo. Yes,
this exists, and yes, it
is incredibly awkward to sit through. Chances are you’ll never be able to see that
red fuzzy thing again after hearing him say "Suck Elmo’s dick". Oh, by the way,
this review is also going to contain a lot heavier language than is usually
seen here; it’s got XXX right in the title, so hopefully this isn’t that much
of a surprise. Anyway, in a serious break from my usual area of
pseudo-expertise, it’s time to delve into a completely different area of
pseudo-expertise; as a child of the Internet, it’s almost my job to know about
these things anyway.
