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Friday, 1 December 2023

After Everything (2023) - Movie Review


Well… it had to end eventually. I mean, yeah, this still has a prequel and sequel in the works, but as far as the main story that is the increasingly fucked-up relationship of Hardin and Tessa, this is meant to be the finale. And with the unholy bombshell that the last film ended with, I am once again morbidly curious about how they could possibly follow that up and, more pertinently, how they could make things even worse. And sure enough, they found a way.

Thursday, 15 September 2022

After Ever Happy (2022) - Movie Review

Y’know, at the fourth film in, I was honestly expecting the bottom to drop out of this series. Even with how well the After films have been doing at getting increasingly worse, yet increasingly more fun to watch, with each instalment, I thought it would get to a point where the melodrama couldn’t be pushed any harder and we’d start seeing diminishing returns. I mean, even with film series I like for reasons beyond laughing at their expense, it’s rare to see one last this long and still maintain that key engagement factor. And for a little while, it indeed looked like this was where things would start petering out. But then it decided to floor it into a brick wall and further the series trajectory to unleash what is, somehow, the new worst and new funniest entry in the series.

Monday, 22 November 2021

After We Fell (2021) - Movie Review

What a curious little series this has turned into. The first film is still a garbage fire behind a gasoline refinery, but past that point, these films have basically turned into everything I wanted out of the Fifty Shades series: Silly, phenomenally stupid, but almost endearing in their asininity and willingness to entertain on those terms. And as the third of a proposed four (possibly five) film series, After We Fell is more of the same unhealthy junk food that came before, only it’s lacking in even the most basic of narrative fibre by this point.

Wednesday, 16 September 2020

After We Collided (2020) - Movie Review



Well, this is awkward. Between After being one of the worst films I saw last year, and seeing just how bad Fifty Shades rip-offs can get with 365 Days, I was fully expecting to hate this movie. But honestly… I had a lot of fun with this.

Tuesday, 16 July 2019

After (2019) - Movie Review



In the wake of the young-adult romance powerhouse that is Twilight, it seems like cinematic standards have buckled somewhat. This isn’t me flogging the horse-shaped cloud of dust that Twilight has become in the popular consciousness; I’m talking more about the material that it inspired. Specifically, fanfiction. Now, fanfiction itself has its place in the larger fan community, and hell, I’ve even written a few stories myself about the fandoms I was in back in high school. Sure, I wrote more about girls getting fucked by sentient electric guitars and guys whose dicks exploded mid-oral, but for what it's worth, I get why fan art is a thing. I ain't proud of it, but since I'm not exactly innocent, I'm not going to cast judgement on anyone else who's done it.

But between The Mortal Instruments bringing reworked Harry Potter fanfiction to the shelves and later the multiplex, and the even bigger example of Fifty Shades Of Grey, we’ve reached the point where ‘people are reading in droves’ and ‘people have unprecedented access to home-made writing material’ have properly collided, and what is left over is a sense that just about anything can become a movie these days. Like today’s offering, a Fifty Shades-esque renaming of a One Direction fanfic that is… so fucking unnecessary that it’s maddening.