Well, in-between our obsession with comic book heroes and
bitching about mostly female casts in movies, we seem to have to tumbled all
the way back into the 80’s. How else do you explain the number of doll/action
figure movies we’ve gotten this year? What’s more, we seem to have latched onto
the 80’s anything-counts-as-inspiration mindset without really taking the time
and effort to properly incorporate them into something them young people today
would like. Case in point, Jem And The Holograms, which was about as jarringly
anachronistic as it gets without any bloody reason for it. Then we have today’s
subject… and if the sight of twerking trolls from the advertising didn’t turn
your stomach, then quite frankly, I need whatever industrial-strength medication
you’re on because I could certainly use it. So, yeah, I’m not expecting
anything good from this. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Please
prove me wrong.
