The entire show is a big extended joke on how ridiculously
smug and wrong-headed some of the more popular film critics can get. A joke
that was apparently so funny that, especially nowadays, he constantly feels the
need to wink at the audience to tell them that it’s just a joke… time after
time after bloody time. Look, I get that Internet fandoms don’t exactly spawn
the most rational creatures (case in point: this entire bleeding month) but
it’s rather unsettling that he would become so jaded by comments to take this
course of action. That, and he dares to mock my Lord and Saviour, but we’ll get
to that later in the month. In the meantime, I’m counting down the 20 best
episodes of The Cinema Snob.
#20: Home Sweet Home
#19: The Lonely Lady
In recent years, the Snob has taken to looking into
instances of what he likes to call “What The Fuck, Hollywood?!” and, even as
that umbrella covered the infamous John Wayne epic The Conquerer, I’d still
count this as the best of that lot. It’d normally be rather difficult to crack
jokes about the infamous use of a garden hose in this film, but out of both the
scene’s own absurdity and the Snob’s wording, he turns it into a running gag
that carries a lot of the review. That, and pointing out the horrors of a film
about screenwriting that apparently doesn’t know thing one about writing a good
script.
#17: Wired
While looking at this really tasteless biopic on comedic
legend John Belushi, you can tell that a lot of what is being said isn’t coming
from the Snob but from Brad himself. His disappointment at how much Chiklis’
performance is wasted on this pissed-on-grave of a script, combined with his
complete cut downs of the events depicted that paint a rather shallow view of
Belushi; you get a very strong feeling that Brad genuinely detests this thing,
without descending into typical Internet reviewer extravagant rage.
#15: Bat Pussy (DVD)
Yep, a DVD-exclusive episode. And, oddly enough, not the one where Brad shows his dick.
Yes, that actually happened. As for this episode though, from his recent Unerotic Fantasies DVD, it’s essentially a
re-do of one of his previous reviews and, in this case, it makes sense. Just
how ugly and anti-sexy the film truly is only comes through when the scenes in
question don’t have to be censored. As a result, this does require a strong-ish
stomach but Snob definitely shows how this is easily one of the worst pornos out
there.
#14: Super Hornio Bros.
#13: Troll 2
#12: Dolemite
#11: Water Power
A fictionalized account of the very real case of the
Illinois Enema Bandit, this film is ripe for mockery. And keeping up with his
surprising track record for making one-track jokes work for an entire episode,
he makes this video full of enema and bodily fluid jokes really effective. In
particular, when he has to describe the action on screen that, from the sounds
of it, not even the best censorship boxes could salvage.
For as funny as the review itself is, especially his
reaction to the further punishment given to an inmate that already had his
tongue cut out, this video makes the list primarily for the ending fight scene
between the Snob and sister show host Kung Tai Ted. It might be one of the few
instances where someone actively trying
to make a bad fight scene has looked good, with the obvious sound effects and “not
even trying to hide it” stunt doubling making for a very fun finale.
#9: Cannibal Ferox
Yep, we got cannibals again on this list. That should give
you a good indicator of how… unsavoury some of the review material can get with
this show. His reactions to the cartoonish levels of gore are always fun, his
jokes aimed at a particularly promiscuous character that hit funny without
hitting slut-shaming, and him field-testing a rather bizarre bit of pillow talk
give him and Jillian a pretty damn funny exchange. Also, him dancing to the
music playing during the New York scenes is kind of adorkable in its own way.
#8: Hercules
More so than any other video on this list, I think this is
the one that I have come back to the most. Every time the “As the Ghost of Christmas
Present…” line comes up, I immediately crack up no matter what’s going on at
the time. Don’t let that give the impression that this is a one-joke review, as
the Golan-Globus production qualities and the frankly absurd events of the film
provide a lot of joke fodder. Now that we finally know how Ursa Major came to
be, I am only filled with even more burning questions. Namely, what in the hell
just happened?!
Reviewing a film most widely known for its extended rape
scene, that is also the film’s friggin’ centrepiece, would be a rough ask for
any critic, even on with as high a belt in Riff-Fu as the Snob. However,
through a tie-in bit with the Cinema Snob Movie that is actually just as
effective even without having seen it, he makes a pretty choice statement about
the gender double standard with these kinds of films. Even though I should be
commending him for actually making this film watchable, let alone humourous,
that one segment in the first half is another one of those “You have my undying
loyalty” moments.
#6: Beyond The Valley
Of The Dolls
One of the primary influences for the character of the Snob
was Roger Ebert’s snootier side, like when he reviewed Friday The 13th:
The Final Chapter. So you could guess that Ebert’s unfortunate death would have
a definite impact on this show. As such, when the Snob takes a look at a film
co-written by Ebert himself, the Snob barely plays a part as you can tell a lot
of the jokes and connections made are with Brad, making for a frankly resonant and retrospective review.
While I can understand why some people have a problem with
referential humour, there is a certain art to making those kind of jokes work.
Take, for instance, this video is laden with Simpsons jokes at a mile-a-minute.
Porn parodies like this are usually pretty blank slates for straight riffing,
and even the Snob himself admits that these are pretty easy episodes to write
for, but that doesn’t change how masterful the arrangement of jokes in this
episode are.
#4: Giallo A Venezia
You know that one guy who keeps trying to predict what's going on in a murder mystery on the fly while watching it, just so that he can say he was right? This might be the only time that such a person was tolerable, let alone funny. His live commentary and self-congratulatory tone highlight one of the funnier manifestations of the Snob's ... snobbish aspects. That, and his popcorn acting is top-notch.
Part parody of the film, part hyper-realistic depiction of
the making of the review, this is Brad at his filmmaking best in terms of
his reviews. Aside from his usual high standard for comedy, his back-and-forths
with co-star Brian are solid, the reactions from Jillian and Jerrid are funny,
and the overall ‘storyline’ is incredibly loose with a non-ending but it’s
pretty fitting for the genre of film he’s looking at.
#2: Maniac
I have very, very
regularly brought up how I hate the elitist mindset that some critics have. So
it should come as no surprise that I highly approve of this particular video,
which is a colossal piss take of not only the critical response of the film in
question but also of that mindset in general. Not only that, through the Snob’s
facetious demeanour, Brad shows how much the film actually does well and even
brings up the hypocritical attitude that would come with the majority of critics who reneged Maniac when
compared with other films that they otherwise praised.
For the 100th episode, Brad decided to review his
favourite movie (a recurring theme amongst these guys) and not only did he pull
out all the stops in terms of cameos, all of which are funny in their own
rights, he also unloads all sorts of tidbits and jokes about the film itself.
You can clearly tell that this is a film that Brad has a lot of admiration for,
both with the details he points out and the general air in which he depicts its
frankly insane contents.
Now, don’t think that our look into the work of Brad Jones
is over just yet. Oh no. Come back next time where I’ll be taking a look at his
first feature-length film: Freak Out.
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