When he was in the process of making A Quiet Place, director John Krasinski insisted on casting deaf actress Millicent Simmonds to play the role of a deaf person. Among other reasons, one of his main ones for doing so was, by having someone on-set who actually knew what it was like to live as a deaf person, he and by extension the production at large would gain a better understanding of it and how to portray it. As a result, Simmonds’ knowledge not only helped shape what the film would eventually become, but also helped highlight just how fucking brilliant her performance was all on its own. I bring all of this up because, if that production is an example of the right way to go about such things, The Silence is an example of the wrong way to do it.
And on that same note, surprise, the horror isn’t all that
good either. It banks a lot on jump scares (because Leonetti has learnt pretty
much nothing from what happened with Wish Upon), and not particularly great
jump scares at that, and the design of the resident creatures the Vesps. Said
Vesps look like someone took a bat and squashed a Xenomorph’s head onto it, Sid
from Toy Story style, and it really comes across like they could have just used
bats as the main threat without losing anything in the transition. They’re also
horrendously rendered, as if Mr. X only assigned their interns to animate these
things because they are never able to properly integrate with the actual
footage. Bad enough on its own, until you realise that that same level of
non-fidelity applies to a rather painfully-realised car crash sequence that
somehow looks even faker.
I could go for the easy route in terms of the writing
and point out how co-writer Shane Van Dyke is largely known for penning
mockbusters for The Asylum, somewhat adding to this film’s reputation as a Quiet
Place cash-in, but that would be ignoring that he’s also the writer of
Chernobyl Diaries, an aborted found footage film that fails at that
genre about as well as this fails at sensory horror. Aside from the
already-rubbish Vesps, there’s also a cult in town called The Hushed who… um…
what are these guys doing here again? I mean, yeah, they’re tied into the main
threat, much like the cult in Bird Box was, but they don’t even have an actual
goal in place here. The closest we get is them referring to Shipka’s Ally as "fertile" and mildly terrorising her family, all without any kind of pay-off or
even a modicum of sense behind it.
Just when I think John R. Leonetti’s current track record
with horror films can’t possibly get any dumber, he delivers a film that feels
like a watered-down slurry of other, trendier, better horror movies. The
actors are definitely trying, and kudos to Shipka and Stanley Tucci for how
strong their chemistry is, but they aren’t nearly enough to overcome how this
feels like a mostly-collective effort to utterly fail at being scary or even
entertaining.
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