It seems like every year, I come across a stupid animated
kids’ film that, for one reason or another, appeals to me where it didn’t for
many others. And I proceed to look like an idiot for trying to convince
grown-ass adults that it’s worth watching. 2016 had The Angry Birds Movie, last
year it was The Boss Baby (I am never going to live that down, it seems), and
this year, it looks like it's gonna be Sherlock Gnomes.
While I reiterate that I’m just as surprised as anyone else
that that film had anything worth praising, I would also like to state that a
lot of the films I cover on here are looked at through the prism of me
compulsively watching anything I can get my hands on. Anything good is worth
highlighting, same as anything bad, and in the wilds of cinema, know that
things can always get worse. What am
I getting at with all this? Well, for those who still think Sherlock Gnomes is
worthy of Worst Of The Year status, know that it isn’t even the worst gnome
movie from this year. Behold the true contender for that title.
While the pseudo-home invasion shenanigans are good and
boring as one would expect, the shit with the gnomes is still far easier to sit
through than anything to do with the main character for the majority of this
not-even-80-minute-film. Chloe is the new kid in town (take a shot) who tries
to make friends at her new school with no luck (take a shot) and ends up trying
to gain the favour of the resident Mean Girls.
Words cannot express how fucking irritating it is to watch
Chloe being told to her face that she is needed to save the world from alien
creatures, and yet she spends most of the film more excited for the upcoming
dance and maybe making friends with mini-bitches. Yes, this is part of the
standard "learning to be a better person" character arc, but aside from that
arc being really damn tricky to get right in any movie, there is nothing here to pay off the slog that is
watching our "hero" give this little of a shit about the fate of the friggin’
world. But in fairness, that does mirror the typical audience reaction to this
thing. Yet another complete stinker from the studio that gave us Charming.
well this movie is a ripoff to ghostbusters
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